Chris, Rafa, and Mitch invite other Batman fans to talk about the momentous Detective Comics #1000 at Fan-Quest Comics And Games for this #NewComicBookDay.
A Review From Christopher Franey
“The faster the end comes, the more everything seems to slow down. I am watching my life’s work slip away in slow motion.” There is that opening narrative in red box with black background. Now my money is on it being Scott Summer’s words, but it would be interesting if they did belong to someone else. So here we are talking about issue 14 of Uncanny which is part 4 of This Is Forever. This story arc has been very dark and dramatic, with action that has consequences.
The issue starts off with cops in pursuit of a mutant (who is later revealed to be Reaper) and while that is playing out we have cuts to Scott and Logan having drinks with Valerie Cooper at Harry’s Hideaway, new HQ to the X-Men. Madrox winds up finding Reaper after he shakes off the cops, but then Reaper does manage to get away from Madrox who decides to let he “Spooky Kids” get him; those kids being Magik, Wolfsbane, and Mirage. The meeting between Val, Scott, and Logan does go good as they all realized they can use each other for beneficial times later on, despite being Mutant or Human. Reaper is captured and taken to the X-Men where they learn he has invited to join the Mutant Liberation Front by Hope herself, they figure they can use him to find out more about the group later.
I do like the humor that is injected into the serious moment, gives that “Never say die” attitude back to the X-Men. Yet that only last for so long as we come to find out the X-Men are using Dark Beast to work on a secret project. Luckily Dark Beast does help the team by giving up the whereabouts of the Marauders. The team does teleport over ready for battle to an empty warehouse. Scrambler is in the warehouse and uses his powers to effect Wolfsbane and her TO Entity to go wild, which does get in the way and helps Scrambler escape. Wolverine doesn’t care and tells Havok to make a hole, then jumps out from the fourth floor; and then we are treated with this:
Now we know Callisto and the Morlocks are on the scene as well. Turns out that Scrambler and the other Marauders have been hunting Morlocks and killing them in the tunnels. Turns out no one is safe, even from other Mutants. Chamber (aka Jono) calls out Cyclops and the X-Men on how no one is safe even after Scott’s promise, but this time Scott does plan to make it right.
We are now taken to Chernayan’s Northern Border and we see the fruits of Scott, Logan, and Val’s conversation. The area is willing to help but does have some issues with a coup since the bad guys have lots of tech from S.H.I.E.L.D. and Latveria. The X-men take down some of the rebels and it looks like the X-Men are back at it, old school style:
After the battle Scott lets the Morlocks know they can find safe refuge there and should be able to live their new home. Small Victory but at least more Mutants are safe. The X-Men are finally celebrating when Captain America comes to talk with Scott…looks like the party is over…
Once again I can’t say enough great things about this arc. I love the fact that the X-Men are back to being heroic and I also enjoy their shadowy style too. This reminds me of the 90’s show first two episodes. The X-Men are going to do the right thing, but sadly most of the time the villains in their story are Humanity or the Government, but that won’t stop them, they are fighting for their survival in this world. I enjoy their tactics and I wonder how things will come out in the end; like what is Dark Beast working on and what will they do with him? Next issue should be something…Scott vs Cap again…AVXII? Probably not that big, but it’ll be interesting since Steve is having his own issues with the Government as well. I rate this issue 5 out of 5 Morlocks and recommend you join the team asap! As always read on and Excelsior!
A Review From Christopher Franey
Get your Eisner ready…yea I’m calling it early, but this is a highly recommended series and this issue was…Amazing! I’m a huge fan of Elseworlds, What Ifs, and Imaginary Stories…this just hits that spot perfectly. I also love that in this issue we find out that it won’t just be Spider-Man going through time, but the rest of the Marvel Universe as well. Now get ready for SPOILERS!!
So 1962 young Peter Parker gets bit…becomes Spider-Man and we know the history, here though we will see if unfold in real time, so Peter will be 15 years old in 1962. The story starts off in 1966 and we are treated to a great one page origin/recap by the talented Mark Bagley and he is just as amazing as he was on Ultimate Spidey and the books back in the 90’s, his style is timeless and perfect.
That first page is perfect as it captures Pete’s thoughts and I like how he is still haunted by Uncle Ben’s death and his own un-sureness, very nice for a young Spidey. We see Spidey realize that he needs to get back to being Pete as he is missing his college classes. We see Harry and Norman Osborn running into Pete and this is the first time Norman and Pete are meeting in this history. Sure enough Norman comes off as just the same sleeze as he was/is in the 616 universe as well. The vibe is very stalker like of Norman but Pete is a scientific genius so why not if you scouting for your company…right?
Next up Pete finally gets to class and his partner Gwen, she even calls him out on his lateness and convenience of excuses. I like that Professor Miles Warren is here to warn Gwen about being dragged down by Parker; as we know from the 616 Warren becomes the Jackal and is the creator of the clones, best one of all…Ben Reilly. Parker shakes it off and is reminded that they have Flash Thompson’s going away party (heading to Vietnam for the war) later in the evening, so that means Pete will need cash, enter JJJ. It’s nice to see the way Pete and JJJ used to interact and I live the dated dialogue as well. What is interesting is the upcoming charges against JJJ with his involvement with the Scorpion and the Spider-Slayers, so expect more of that as the series progresses.
As Pete is cashing his voucher with Betty Brant we catch the news and find out that Iron Man is already in the Vietnam War helping our soldiers fight the fight. Which also brings up the question, should Super Heroes be automatically drafted? This really hits Pete hard and he questions his actions towards the war.
Next day Spidey is out on patrol and sees a fight with Cap and some thugs, he comes in to assist and it is an easy clean up for the two. They get to talking about the war and Cap even admits that it is a lot to process. Spidey admits he wonders as well, but Cap assures him that everyday Spidey fights the good fight for responsibility and is doing the right thing. Which also gets Pete to realize that he needs to turn in Norman and put the Goblin away. Pete makes an anonymous call, we see Norman locked up, but the scary part is when Norman is put in the back of a patrol car he sees Spidey swing away..stay tuned True Believer!
Pete realizes he is going to miss Flash leave by way of train. He books it over and is still late again, to which Gwen lets him know that he is being a jerk and is wondering about what is wrong with Pete to which she sees:
We now all arrive at the going away party and Pete and Flash have it out at first, Pete admits he has some pent up issues from their high school days and takes it out on Flash saying he is excited for the war with his bullying ways. They do make peace because Gwen reminds Pete this could be the last time they see each other and you don’t want to leave it that way. Norman buys Pete a soda and nudges him to leave the party so everyone will be safe. Pete puts it together that Norman knows, so we get our classic Spidey vs Green Goblin fight with Spidey as the victor and Norman conveniently losing his memory. The story is now that Norman was at a costume party and then mugged, which works for Pete as his secret is safe.
So the next issue is called Fathers and Sons and set in the 70’s. This issue was great and I highly recommend you pick this series up, don’t wait for the trade help support it now and enjoy it as well. The art is amazing and Chip Zdarsky is killing it, he just gets his characters and does such a great job here. His Spider-Man is very spot on, he just gets Parker and delivers. This will be a fun world to explore in the next five issues, watching the Marvels grow in the real time line as well.
Once again I can’t say enough great things about this issue and I look forward to the rest of the mini-series. I give this six out of five Spideys and also a money back guarantee…you buy it and don’t like it, I’ll buy it off you. So give it a risk all you can lose is the time and you won’t with this Life Story. As always read on and Excelsior!
Whats also fun about this “What If” is that the time line, so far, fits into a potential DC/Marvel cross over with a story called Batman & Captain America by John Byrne which was a DC Elseworld that also tied into Superman & Batman Generations. Those two stories take comics and place them in real time as well, so this is super exciting to see a Marvel version as well.
Now its 1967 and do you know where your Captain America is? Hmmm…maybe the Civil War will come earlier too.
Chris and Mitch continue Green Lantern Month talking the spinner rack for #NewComicBookDay and then the 25th anniversay of New Dawn the story that gives us Kyle Rayner Green Lantern and his adventures from Green Lantern Rebirth to now.
So if you ever wonder”What If?”, or utter the words “Just Imagine”, or love to argue “Who Would Win?” then this is the podcast for you. Let Chris and Mitch take you to another world, another time, and instruct you to “Imagine If…”.