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On The John: Top 5 Romantic Interests Of Captain Jean-Luc Picard

An Editorial By John Camarena

After bingeing the whole Next Generation series, I was pleasantly and uncomfortably surprised by how much action Captain Picard got, and I don’t mean the “punching Ferengis in the face” kind.
While Riker had the more prominent masculine presence on the show, Picard was no slouch when it came to the ladies. They range the gamut from wild weekend fling to full on lifetime of marriage, and even risked his career as captain once, all for the love of a woman. And while it is possible that the most famous Star Fleet captain of them all, Captain James T. Kirk, may have had a higher conquest count, it is arguable that none were more passionate than that of Jean-Luc Picard.
Take a gander at my top five of Picard’s “love interests” and see what I mean.

5. Eline – Season 5, Ep. 25; The Inner Light

Eline
Season 5 Ep. 25 ‘The Inner Light’

The crew of the Enterprise find an ancient satellite in space one day, and it shoots a laser directly into Picard’s head, causing him to pass out. When he comes to, he’s on some unknown planet, a woman named Eline says she is his wife and tries to convince him that he is in fact just another resident in the village. All his memories aboard a starship were dismissed as the result of a fever dream. Eventually Picard gives in to their story and accepts living as one of them. He has children and grandchildren, and lives as an exemplary member of this civilization. In his spare time he learns to play the flute (which will be relevant in a later episode). Eline and Picard both grow old together and Eline dies. Shortly before a cataclysmic event wipes out all life on this planet, a rocket is shot into space, and Picard is greeted by his dead wife, looking as young as the first time he met her. Picard finally learns the truth: the satellite that the Enterprise encountered was launched by this dying civilization with the last memories of their collective experience, and Picard became the vessel to experience their lives so that they may live on through him.
Though it wasn’t a whirlwind romance, his relationship with Eline was as complete as one could be. What’s great about this experience is that deep down inside, Picard always wanted the peaceful family life. This is made evident in ‘Star Trek: Generations’ when he goes to a dimension of pure happiness, and what manifested for him was a Christmas morning straight out of a Charles Dickens book. Yet because of his focus and dedication to Star Fleet, he denied himself settling down.
So Picard had a full and happy lifetime in the span of about 25 minutes and had confirmation that he really wasn’t missing out on anything.

4. Vash – Season 3, Ep. 19; Captain’s Holiday

Vash
Season 3 Ep. 19 ‘Captain’s Holiday’

Picard is certainly a workaholic, so when the time comes for him to finally take some much deserved time off, he resisted. Still, after hesitantly accepting to go on vacation to the pleasure planet known as Risa, all Picard wanted to do was read his book and not be bothered. Destiny had other plans, and he was thrust in the middle of time-traveling doomsday weapon Indiana Jones-style adventure, complete with a love interest. A freelance archeologist named Vash first runs into Picard and uses him to hide from a Ferengi that’s looking for her. How does she use Picard? The ol’ “pretend we’re lovers who are passionately kissing while she plants some secret object on him” move. Once he finds out she’s looking for some ancient artifact, which is actually from the distant future (just go with it), he’s all in: Picard is a nut for archeology and can’t pass up the opportunity to get involved. He does, however, disapprove of her mercenary ways. Vash is not into archeology for academic purposes; she’s essentially an antique dealer and raids artifacts for profit.
At the end of the day, while Picard does not approve of her activities, he enjoys the excitement this little adventure brought him, and he still gets to have the moral superiority by preventing the artifact from ending up in the wrong hands. Picard is always on the straight and narrow, but Vash gave him a small taste of being on the wrong side of the tracks, and he didn’t exactly hate it.

3. Lt. Commander Nella Daren – Season 6, Ep. 19; Lessons

Lt. Commander Nella Daren
Season 6 Ep. 19 ‘Lessons’

In this episode, Picard is rather annoyed by the presence of a team performing stellar cartography under the command of Lieutenant Commander Nellar Daren. Picard actually has a lot of respect for this branch of science; here, however, Picard keeps butting heads with Daren and her demands that give priority to her project. Picard begins to see her in a different light when she performs at a recital and finds out she’s a talented musician. They bond over science and music, and share a few intimate moments in some hidden areas of the Enterprise; then the unthinkable happens: Picard actually opens up to her. He not only plays for her the music he learned during ‘The Inner Light’ episode, which up until now he kept completely private, but after a moment of apprehension, he even allowed her to play around with the song and they turned it into a duet. Symbolic much? Unfortunately, Picard’s duty is nearly compromised when Daren is put in a situation that almost costs her life, and Picard realizes he can’t focus on being the captain he needs to be if his emotions are involved. They end it amicably and leave it open for a rekindling someday, but the Picard spin-off would suggest that never happens.

2. Kamala – Season 5, Ep. 21; The Perfect Mate

Kamala
Season 5 Ep. 21 ‘The Perfect Mate’

This one was pretty rough. So two warring races are on the verge of an epic peace agreement that could end centuries of feuding; the Enterprise is to facilitate a trade and deliver a gift to one of these races; but this cargo turns out to be a humanoid woman named Kamala, who was trained from birth to be the perfect mate to whomever she bonds with. The intention from one of the aliens is to gift her to the other in essentially an arranged marriage. The biggest problem here though, is that she was released too early and now most males she comes into contact with are overwhelmingly attracted to her because of her increased levels of pheromones. The curious thing is that while every man pretty much wants her, she becomes interested in Picard. Picard then has to deal with the temptation of having a beautiful, intelligent, empathic lover that would exist solely for his pleasure, or deliver her like the bargaining chip she was intended to be and entrust her to a life of servitude to someone that would never appreciate her as anything more than an object. Once again, duty trumps his personal feelings and he accepts that they must go through with the mission as planned in order to help the two factions finally broker a peace. The unfortunate truth of the situation is that the ambassador whom she is betrothed to couldn’t care less about her and only sees her as means to an end as well. Kamala used the only agency she had and made the choice to bind herself to Picard after all, at least emotionally, and though she would be more than capable of feigning devotion to her new husband, she would always only ever love Picard.
Few times in the entire series do you ever see Picard actually struggle with his emotions and the sense of loss displayed from this situation.

1. Dr. Beverly Crusher – entire series minus season 2

Dr. Beverly Crusher

What has to be Picard’s greatest romantic interest is none other than the ship’s Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Picard was good friends with her husband Jack, who also served with Picard, and when Jack died under Picard’s command, Picard was the one who delivered the bad news. As fate would have it, Dr. Crusher would end up serving under Picard as the medical officer on the Enterprise as well, and during the 7 seasons of the show, you are shown a steady progression of their relationship.
Starting with regular dinners and tea sessions, several circumstances bring them closer together until they finally have an honest conversation about their feelings for each other, due to the obvious tension. They never truly start a relationship, but in the alternate future from the series finale, they end up divorced and Picard lives alone on Earth while Beverly has command of her own ship. Still, the whole “will they, wont they” lasted for several years unlike these other examples.

Picard
Pictured: Sir Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard of the CBS All Access series STAR TREK: PICARD. Photo Cr: James Dimmock/CBS ©2019 CBS Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Perhaps Picard was too great to be conquered by a single individual. Each of these experiences seems to have brought something out of him but there remained a vast unexplored chasm where his emotions lay. In the end, Picard’s true love may have been Star Fleet itself, and thus could never dedicate his full attention to just one person when there was a whole galaxy out there left to explore. Honorable mention goes to the lady from the film ‘Star Trek – Insurrection’ though; she almost got him to commit treason and risked a court martial. In the end, however, Picard remained unconquered by love.

On The John: My Top 5 Unanswered Questions In Star Trek: The Next Generation

An Editorial By John Camarena

Growing up, there were two types of geeks: those that liked Star Wars and those that liked Star Trek. Though there was certainly some overlap, you were usually relegated to one camp of the other. The original series of Star Trek premiered in 1966, a time that was rife with civil unrest, and made for a great vehicle to convey social commentary along with an optimistic view of a future where humanity has learned to work together for a common good. Then in 1977 Star Wars came along and blew that boring Trekkie nonsense out of the water with an epic space opera about good vs evil, with lightsabers and awesome space combat. The popularity of Star Wars reinvigorated interest in science fiction, so in 1979, Star Trek: The Motion Picture was released, and it had to be one of the most boring movies ever made. It was slow, plodding, and dense. This is where the distinction between the franchises became the most contrasted; while Star Wars was entertaining popcorn fare, Star Trek became a philosophical and character driven venture with deep clinging to actual science. The lines were drawn and Star Trek became known as the franchise for the uber-nerds. For the rest of the decade, Star Wars would be over and Star Trek kept pumping out movies of debatable quality with the original cast. Then in 1987, Star Trek returned to the small screen with The Next Generation. Featuring an all new cast, a continuation of the story taking place about 80 years after the original series ended, and updated production value and special effects; this series would pump new life into the aging franchise, attracting fans old and new alike. I would catch episodes randomly when they first aired between 1987 and 1994, but didn’t care much for it. I was loyal to Star Wars and looked down upon trekkies as they were considered geeky even by geek standards. And yet, there was always a curiosity about the series, and a pandemic has a way of opening up opportunities to binge several seasons’ worth of shows. So I dove in head first to experience the entirety of Star Trek: The Next Generation and finally go where so many others have gone before.

Some preconceived notions before going: I had assumed that Captain Picard was a bad ass, Commander Riker was a ladies man, and there would be no overarching story line, mostly just a story of the week with the occasional call back to other episodes. I was very wrong. While Captain Picard was, in essence, fearless, he was also a skilled diplomat who only resorted to violence as a last resort. He was always composed and exhibited an air of class and sophistication. Also, it turned out that Picard is a consummate ladies’ man in his own right, having possibly the most chances at romance compared to Riker, or at least wasn’t exploited as much as Riker. While there is much to dive into, I’m going to start with the big unanswered questions left over in the show. These are some of the things that I thought had a good set up, but are never resolved within the show or direct films. Some of these plot points have been covered further in the companion books or spin-off series, but I don’t read so these will remain unsolved mysteries.

1.
The Dyson Sphere. Season 6, episode 4 titled “Relics”.  The Enterprise rolls up on a distress signal coming from a very old shuttle and find it crashed on the outside of a Dyson sphere. Inside the shuttle they find Montgomery “Scottie” Scott in an energy stasis he rigged up while waiting for rescue. The main plot is Scottie coming to terms with now living 75 years later, so the relic in the title is both the Dyson sphere and himself. Now, a Dyson sphere falls into a science fiction trope I’m actually quite fond of: the Big Dumb Object. Typically this is an impossibly huge and derelict alien structure. Part of their mystery comes from not knowing who built these objects, how they work or what their purpose may be, with technology that is far more advanced than what the protagonists usually can understand. Dyson spheres are structures designed to enclose entire planets, or in this case, a solar system, as there is a sun at the center of this sphere with what looks like a planetary surface complete with atmosphere along the inside of the sphere. Basically it’s a giant enclosed Halo ring. What is its purpose? Who built it? Where did they go, as it appears to be abandoned? Who knows. They have one throwaway line at the end of the episode about sending a research team to study it and that’s it, onto more important things I guess. This drove me nuts, as this is exactly the kind of thing that I would have loved to watch an entire episode about, but the fact that the main plot is actually quite good lets me forgive it, this time. Side note: they also completely brush off that Scotty basically created an alternative to cryogenics for preserving/extending life. Up until now, we’ve had characters from decades if not centuries prior being reanimated from cryogenic freezing, but Scotty’s improvised method would have been a major leap in the field of life extension.

2.
Klingon Jesus. Season 6, episode 23 titled “Rightful heir”. So Worf has a crisis of faith and goes to a sanctuary to pray for a while. That’s all fine and everything, but then he thinks he has a vision of the Klingon Jesus name Kahless. This is no vision at all, but rather a flesh and blood reincarnation of the messianic figure that founded the Klingon Empire. At first everything seems to check out; they ask him questions only the real Kahless could know the answer to and looks exactly like the depictions in the cave paintings; you know, the way you would authenticate any resurrected mythological hero. Worf jumps right in to accepting Kahless but soon the cracks start to show. Long story short, it’s revealed that this Kahless is not divine transubstantiation, but rather a clone created from genetic material from an ancient knife that belonged to him. Basically it would be like someone took the Shroud of Turin and Jurassic Parked a Jesus out of it. The cat is let out of the bag and rather than killing the clone, Worf helps convince the current Klingon Chancellor, whom Worf also helped get into power mind you, to accept Kahless as emperor in name only, serving as a figurehead with the chancellor still running the day to day side of things. Ok, so what happens to the Klingon political atmosphere next? Do all Klingons accept this as truth? Is there a mass shift within the factions that were constantly trying to obtain power in the empire? We never find out.

3.
“Thomas” Riker. Season 6, episode 24 titled “Second Chances”. In this episode, the Enterprise goes back to an abandoned Star Fleet base where Commander William Riker performed some heroic rescue operation a few years back. They are trying to retrieve some old data when they come across a survivor that has been living in isolation for 8 years, and this is no ordinary survivor, but an exact copy of Riker! How can this be? Well, the explanation is that there was a disturbance that was affecting the transporters at the time, and this caused a feedback loop that made an exact copy of Riker, and one got transported successfully while the other remained back on the base. So Riker now has an exact copy of himself with all the same memories up until the transporter accident, meaning they are essentially the same person up to a point. What kind of challenges does this pose? Well for one, Enterprise Riker is a higher rank, so copy Riker has to take orders from his other self. Second, this Riker never broke up with Deanna Troi, the ship’s counselor with whom he had a relationship prior to the beginning of the show. Enterprise Riker and Troi agreed to go their separate ways to further pursue careers in Star Fleet, and only coincidentally ended up together again on the Enterprise several years later. So when copy Riker sees Troi for the first time, it’s like nothing has changed and immediately wants to continue their relationship. The two Rikers have to learn to work together despite their differences and eventually come to an understanding. Copy Riker accepts that Troi moved on and decides to continue his own career in Star Fleet by taking an assignment on another ship and… that’s it. Copy Riker adopts their middle name of Thomas as his first name in order to more clearly distinguish himself from the other Riker, but aside from that, we never find out how Thomas Riker shakes out after the events of this show. Original Riker had a troubled history with his still-living father that received some resolution in a different episode, but Thomas would technically still have those paternal hang-ups, unless he off-screen decided to pay their father a visit in order to have the same catharsis. Did he struggle with living in the shadow of the other Riker? Did Star Fleet want to study him and see if the accident was repeatable and there was practical application to the copying? Though he does make another appearance Deep Space 9, his ultimate fate is unknown.

4.
The Seed Race. Season 6, episode 20 titled “The Chase”. Another episode similar to the Dyson sphere plot, this one has Picard’s former archeology professor on the verge of a huge discovery with galaxy-spanning implications. The professor is attacked and dies before he can complete his research, but other alien races are interested in his discovery also, particularly the Cardassians. After piecing together the clues using markers found in the DNA of several of the galaxy’s sentient races, the Enterprise converges on a distant planet along with some Klingons, Romulans and Cardassians. The other races believe they are being led to an ancient and powerful weapon or power source left behind by a long extinct alien race. Once they collect all the necessary DNA, a hologram of a humanoid alien appears and explains that they explored space millennia ago and found no other intelligent life, so they left samples of their DNA on different planets and let evolution takes its course. The other races were not impressed by this information, and the Cardassians were downright offended at the thought that their origins were tied to the other races. The episode ends with Picard and the Romulan captain sharing a moment where they imagine that perhaps someday, all the races could come together over their shared origin instead of quibbling over their present differences, but that’s it. This seed race, like a more benevolent version of the Engineers in Prometheus, is a fascinating concept and also helps to explain why the majority of the alien races in Star Trek all basically look the same. But who were they really? Besides their DNA, did any of their tech or structures survive? Did they build the afore-mentioned Dyson sphere? I would think that a scientific discovery of this nature would also have far-reaching consequences, both good and bad, but this episode makes it seem like the handful of people that saw this revelation are going to keep quiet about it, as it may not be worth the trouble it could cause. Very unsatisfying. Perhaps we are meant to infer that this microsample of reactions is indicative of how the rest of the galaxy would have handled the news.

5.
Wesley Crusher. Season 7, Episode 20 title “Journey’s End”. Regardless of how one may feel about the character in the early seasons, Wesley Crusher seemed to be poised for a promising future. Being a gifted student that got to serve on a star ship while still very young, it was pretty much a given that he was going to have a luminary career. He is also the son of two Star Fleet Officers; his father died while under Picard’s command on a different ship, and his mother was the chief medical officer aboard the Enterprise. Early on, a random episode introduced a character known only as the Traveler; an alien with the ability to travel to different dimensions and across vast stretches of space seemingly at-will. In Wesley’s last appearance on the show, he goes on a vision quest that basically convinces him to leave Star Fleet and follow the Traveler to begin learning how to expand his mind and explore the universe and other dimensions. I guess. While it’s not a bad thing that he was presented as some wunderkind meant for greater things, the real question here is why did he return to Star Fleet? At the beginning of the final Next Generation movie, Nemesis, Wesley is present at Riker and Troi’s wedding, in Star Fleet uniform. He very decisively abandoned Star Fleet in that TV episode, but then here he is, back at it apparently. There’s no explanation for this and there is a deleted scene where he says he’s working as an engineer on Riker’s ship. That’s fine, but what happened with the Traveler? Did he accomplish enlightenment and decide to come back to a more mundane existence? Did he fail in his endeavors? For what was seemingly a pretty epic and open ended story arc, it would surely be disappointing to end up exactly where he didn’t want to be after everything that happened. Perhaps he will appear in a future season of Star Trek Picard and have a throwaway line about how he realized he had some unfinished business, but I’m not holding out for a satisfactory resolution.

There are still plenty of other mini-mysteries to wonder about in this series, such as Worf’s time-traveling son, multiple paradoxes and time loops, and of course, the Q. Join me again next time as we wonder what the hell was the point of it all!

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